Tag: नए हिंदी चुटकुले

Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki
The Or Mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar So Close!

Santa Funny
Santa Te Banta Jungle To Ja Rhe Si,
Achanak Ik Sher Samno Aa Gya,
Santa : Chal Isde Naal Ladde Hai,
Banta : Oye Kuch Taan Laaz Kar Eh Ik(1) Te Asi 2.

Santa Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Santa Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Santa Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Santa Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Santa Bola,

Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga…

Santa Calling
Santa Dials A Number. A Girl Receives The Call.
Santa: Who R U?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha, Ye Ayodhya Kaise Chala Gaya?

Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche
Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Usaadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara
.
Kyon ???
,
,
Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.

Santa Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. 🙂

Safe Jagah
Santa: Ladki Ko Prapose Karne Ki Sabse Safe Jagah Konsi He?
Banta: Mandir.
Santa: Mandir Kyu?
Banta: Qki Waha Ladkiyo K Pairo Me Chappal Nai Hoti.

Santa Ka Dance
Santa Goes In A Party With Faimly.Dance Karte Karte Santa Or Perto Dono Gum Ho Jate Hai To Manager Bolta Hai Santa Ka To Pta Nahi Lekin Perto Sms Pad Rhi Hai…

Santa Flight Me Pilot Ka
Headphone Cheen Raha Tha…
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Pilot:-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha Ji Ticket Hum Le
Aur Gaane Tum Suno…!!

Pure Virgin Wool
Shopkeeper: This Sweater’S Made Of Pure Virgin Wool Sir.
Santa: You See I M Not Interested In The Morals Of The Sheep.Just Tell Me, Will It Keep Me Warm?