Pati Patni Jokes SMS – Wonderful Confession SheI Am

Wonderful Confession
She:I Am In Love With A Boy Who Is Far Away From Me
I Am In India And He Lives In Uk

We Met On Marriage Website
Became Friends On Facebook
Had Long Chats On Whatsapp
Proposed Each Other On Skype
And Now 2 Months Of Relationship Through Viber

“I Need Your Blessings And Good Wish Oh God”

Guy Besides Her Said: Now Get Married On Twitter
Have Fun On Tango
Buy Your Kids From Ebay
Send Them Through Gmail
And If U R Fed Up With Your Husband Or Kids Toh Unko Olx Pe Bech
Do……

Santa Banta Jokes SMS – Sadhu Ka ShraapSanta

Sadhu Ka Shraap
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe Shraap Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata Hu.

Santa Banta Jokes SMS – Santa Apne Father

Santa Apne Father K Samne Cigrate Pi Raha Tha Logon Ne Kaha Ke Aap Apne Father Ke Samne Cigratte Pi Rahay Ho? Santa Bola : Wo Mera Father Hai, Koi Petrol Pump Thodi.

Best Santa Banta Jokes – Santa – Yaar

Santa – Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Pati Patni Chutkule – मेरा मुहँ मत

मेरा मुहँ मत खुलवाओ
एक भारतरत्न उन बीवियों के लियें भी होना चाहिए .
जो 300 शब्द प्रतिमिनट बोलने के बाद कहती हैं कि:
मेरा मुहँ मत खुलवाओ

Majedaar Pati Patni Jokes – गाली तो कंपनी पत्नि

गाली तो कंपनी
पत्नि : तुम हर बात में मेरे मायके वालों को बीच में लाते हो,
जो बोलना हो मुझे डायरेक्ट बात कीया करो ।
नितिन : देखो अब टीवी में कोईं खराबी आ जावे तो
कोई टीवी को थोड़े ही बोलता है ।गाली तो कंपनी वाले ही खाते है ना ।

Santa Banta Jokes SMS – Santa Doctor Ke

Santa Doctor Ke Pass
Dr:Which Soap U Use?
Santa: Gopal Soap,Gopal Paste,Gopal Brush .
Dr: Is Gopal An International Company ?
Santa: No Gopal Is My Roommate.

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