Best Hindi Jokes

Santa Emotional
Mujrewaali: Hamne Aapko Khus Kiya Ab Aap Humko Khus Kar Do.

Santa Emotional Ho Gaya Aur Bola, Acha Behen, Ab Tu Baith Main Nachta Hun.

Sab Ka Fuffa
Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.

Santa Apni Khoobsurat Bibi K Saath Car Mein Baitha.

Driver Ne Sheesha Set Kiya.

Santa Gusse Mein Bola, Meri Bibi Ko Dekhkta Hai, Piche Baith, Car Mein Chalaoonga!

Santa Banta, Funny
Santa: What Do You Want To Become In Your Next Life?

Banta: A Cockroach.

Santa: Why?

Banta: Kyun Ki Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.

Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Saamne Aayaa Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Matthi Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyun Bhaagu, Matthi To Tune Phenki Hai.

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki Usa Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa Banta
Santa K 12 Bachon Mein 1 Alag Dikhta Tha:
Jab Uski Biwi Marnay Wali Thi To Santa Ne Poocha: Ab To Bata Do Ye Kis Ka Hai?
Santa : Sirf Yehi Apka Bacha Hai.

Santa : Jungle Mein Sher K Baal Lambey Q Hote H.
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Banta: Qki Jungle Mein Nai Nhi Hote.