Best Hindi Jokes

Won The Lottery
Husband : What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery?
Wife: I Would Take All Money And Leave You
Husband: Good I Won $12, Take It And Get Lost.”

Wife: I Hate That Beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, Yesterday
I Gave Him Food Today He Gave Me A Book
How To Cook!!!

Wo Mandir Bhi Jaata Hai Aur Masjid Bhi
Wo Gurudwarey Bhi Jaata Hai Aur Church Bhi

Kyunki
Pareshan Pati Ka Koi Majhab Nahi Hota…

प्रेम आ जाएगा
बाबा, मेरे और मेरे पति के बीच प्रेम कम हो गया है.कोई ऊपाय बताओ..
बाबा: बालिक शनिवार को फेसबुक का ऐकासना
और रविवार को व्हाटसप्प’का उपवास रखो पहले जैसा प्रेम आ जाएगा

Wife:Honey,What R U Looking 4?
Husband: Nothing

Wife:Why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ?
Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date

Wife: Chalo Na Kahin Ghumne Chalte Hain…Car Main Drive Karungi….

Husband: Agar Tum Chalaogi To Jayenge Car Mein Or Ayeinge Akhbaar Mein.

Wife: Suno Ji, Agar Tumhaare Baal Isi Raftaar Se
Jhadte Rahe Toh Main Tumhein Talaaq De Doongi!!
Pati: He Bhagwan, Aur Main Paagal
Inko Bachaane Ki Koshish Kar Rahaa Tha!

Wife: You Always Carry My Photo In Your Handbag To The Office. Why?
Darling : When There Is A Problem, No Matter How Impossible, I Look At Your Picture And The Problem Disappears.

Wife: You See, How Miraculous And Powerful I Am For You?
Darling : Yes, I See Your Picture And Say To Myself, “What Other Problem Can There Be Greater Than This One?

बच्चे को ढूंढ रहा हैं
एक बार एक Husband और Wife बगीचे मे हाथ मे हाथ डाले घूम रहे थे
उसी टाइम एक शरारती बच्चा वहा से गुजरा और बोला अंकल, कल वाली ज्यादा मस्त थी।
Husband चार दिन से ख़ाली पेट बगीचे में उस बच्चे को ढूंढ रहा हैं

Zindagi Ki Kitab
Wife : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitab Hun
Husband : Yehi Tu Taklif Hai Dairy Hoti To Har Sal Change Kar Leta